** Breaking News ** DYNAMO DENIES STEROID ALLEGATIONS!!!

"It's a lie. Yup. You Betcha!" says Dynamo

Plains Township, PA (UPI-Oh-Ki-Yay)

James O'Meara, a.k.a. "Dynamo" is looking svelte these days. For months, Dynamo attributed his sleeker physique to "eating less and exercising more," a radical and seldom used weight loss technique in the United States.

But then Dynamo's former trainer, Amos Behavin, testified under oath before the Mitchell Commission that he'd given Jimbo massive steroid injections on at least seventy-four occasions since last April.

Dynamo doesn't deny he was injected, but says the shots were not steroids.

"All the shots contained experimental vitamin WBC" says Dynamo.

WBC is concentrated chicken wing sauce suspended in sterile bleu cheese.

"Sure, I've lost a little weight," says Dynamo. "But I really don't look all that different than I did last winter."

Readers can compare the following photos and draw their own conclusions...

Before alleged steroids...

9 months ago, Before the mystery injections...

With makeup...
Yesterday about 4PM...


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