Thanks, Mister President...

...buying my next car just got a whole lot easier, now that the Gubbermint's running GM. The President himself said, "Your warranty will be safe...In fact, it will be safer than it's ever been, because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty."

I can't wait to see these Obamamobiles when they hit the market:

    Wow! New Gubbermint Cars from Obama-GM!!

  • The Katrina: An amphibious SUV powered by kitchen compost. The first dozen prototypes sank.
  • The Baconator: A $200,000 car with a pleasant pork aroma. And we can all afford one, because the payments will be spread out over the next three generations.
  • The AIG Cruiser: Critics say the engines leak oil like a frat boy peeing in your bushes after downing two dozen bottles of brewksi...but there's a $500,000 cash back bonus to sweeten the deal.

Yup. That made up my mind.

My next car's a Ford.


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